My Beloved Lakers....

I wish you had never won any championships
EVER!
I wish that I would have never tasted
the sweet fruit
of winning
Because unfortunately...
Now...
You guys suck!
Freakin Kobe...
Needs to learn to pass or something
FUCK!!!! (Pardon my profanity)
But this is the frustration that I feel

PS-Dear Santa
I want a time machine
for Christmas
And please bring Shaq back to LA
To the good old times...

PPS-Dear Santa
Not the garbage version of Shaq
That the Heat have
The old dominant
LA Lakers Champion
Shaq

Thanks Santa...Big Up
Keep doing your thang.

Inception Part 2

So, since I don't really know what to say...Here's a poem

"Heaven and Hell"

Living in this life
I’m starting to see
Of how heaven and hell
Might actually be

You see to me
Heaven and hell is
This constant struggle
That I live on a daily basis
Teaching boys how to be kings
Giving the limit of the sky
To fulfill their dreams
And to have them respect women
Because each and every one is a queen

But then all of this gets wasted
By them turning on MTV
To see some dirty little hoochie
Acting all skanky
And like a ho
On a dumbass dating show like Next
Thinking that in order to come correct
And to get a man
You gotta floss in a dirty sort of way

So the boys end up being wannabe-pimps
And they think it’s okay
To objectify women
But really they need to step to me
With that male chauvinist ego
So I can just pimp slap the hell out of them


But to me these kids will never stop being brethren
So everyday it is my job
To try and bring them back towards heaven


Heaven is having a father
Who cannot even begin to be described with words like
Teacher
Provider
Role Model
Compassion
and
Strength

And Hell is watching that strength
Being taken slowly away
By cancer
So that my perception of strength
Got all shook
And so heaven again
Taught me that strength and bliss
Is my listless father
Who won’t let that cancer
Ever take away any of his content or joy

So now heaven teaches me
That no matter what
You gotta keep moving on
Even though hell is trying to keep you down
Everyday you need to become a little more strong
Fixing everything wrong in this life
We might actually start to see
Just a little of what heaven might actually be